Leaving on a jet plane

Good morning, friends. Happy Thursday. Or maybe Thirsty Thursday for some of you. I used to love Thursdays for that reason, back when I drank. Shawn and I were talking this morning and he said something that stuck with me. Then I found something else, and all of that just stopped being interesting. A friend asked me the other day how I stay sober. My answer? Find something that takes over your life. But, hey, you didn't come here for a life lesson, so I'll leave it at that. Now, about this song. You ever notice how people love to post in Facebook groups about how they're leaving even if they're not? Like one person leaving is gonna make the group owner go, oh, no, Jimmy's leaving. My life is incomplete now. So I wrote an anthem for all those troubled souls who feel the need to announce their grand exit. As if anyone cares. Enjoy. And your turn. Make something entertaining now.

Well, here we go again. It's the end of an era. Steve's packing up his profile, says he's done with the drama. He typed a big old novel about how he's no moving on. But let's be real, y'all, you'll be back before dawn. He said, I can't take it. This place is a mess. Oh, no. He just needs a little rest. And as the comments roll, there's one thing I say, have a nice life, bless your heart, hope you find peace wherever you are we'll miss your me, your aunts, your fight but mostly we won't notice you're gone tonight so take care, my friend who won't be free we'll keep scrolling like we do every week have a nice life, hope it's all you dream and see you back here next Tuesday. Oh, Brenda made an exit last month, said she never returned, but there she is posting cat pics. Guess she had to change her heart to burn. They always say I'm done but let's be clear, you gotta announce it, you ain't really even here they said I can't take it, this place is a mess we all know they just need a room and as the comments roll, there's one thing I say, have a nice life, bless your heart we find peace wherever you are when it's your means, your ends, your fight but mostly we won't notice you blow tonight so take care, my friend, don't want me free. We'll keep scrolling like we do every week have a nice life, hope it's all you dream we'll see you back here next Tuesday at 3. Oh, you really serious this time. Wait, wait, Let me get my tiny violin. Oh no, don't go. Whatever will we do? Have a nice life. Bless your heart Hope you find peace wherever you are. We'll miss your mates your ass you're fine but mostly we won't notice you're gonna night so take care my friends we'll all be free we'll keep scrolling like we do every week? Have a nice life Hope it's time you dream yeah, we'll see you real soon like real soon. Sat.